al-'Ayn. friends: from time to time should open their eyes and remember that we are surrounded by hawkers and tomfoolery. Cross between advertising on swimming and diving between visual bombing, so it's easy to lose perspective. Are we not experts in the art of looking without thinking?
Yes folks, even the teachers tontuna upon us, and tontuna itself is multifaceted. We are sometimes presented as a simpleton robes and glasses upside . The old Rappel, for example, tells us he knows how we are, because it is a giant ball of gas was at a specific point in space the day we were born. I guess being born and, suddenly, making chestnut: Saturn I launches a beam traveling along more than one million miles without bumping into anything for more than an hour, but comes to Earth and I adjust the brain just as Walk out of the party saves, making me more or less silly, more or less violent, more or less inclined to philately, as the time it is.
"Hello, Rappel. My name is Ramon and I was born on June 12. -Uy, Book a Gemini. You look in their eyes are susceptible to the double truth, the paradox, domineering personality. Your lucky number is five ... - ... - ... and in the future, take care of the kidneys. Tell me what you want? "I wanted to know if, apart from Saturn, there are more stars in affecting my personality. "Sure, son, of course. Jupiter also. - Jupiter, too? Wow! "Yes." - What about Venus? -Venus course. - And the Moon? "Of course. - What Titan? "Oh, no, no Titan. - not tell me ... "Indeed. When you were born, you influenced only 14 or 15 stars that I leave the tripe that influenced you. -Jo, thank you, Rappel. "Nothing. - Me I? "Yes, do me a favor.
My point is: is there not a section of horoscopes in the newspapers? "No one flake? There are, without any good person you can think of setting fire to kiosks, or abseiling, or, where appropriate, Octavio Aceves! Is it surprising or not, if we look with fresh eyes? The only solution that strikes me is the use of violence. Let's get to it.
PD: Serve this post as a tribute to my cousin Pochas, the only person I know that until date has been able to mention the word twice in asshole Pasapalabra .
al-an-naqqāl Hatif. Internautas all: there are moments in the life of a man who outweigh the sorrows of existence, that appear unexpectedly and truffles come to our world of beauty and pregnant with meaning. At the risk of that pride cloud my view, and the pride my reason, I can not share with you my very last feat, oh mere mortals: friends, friends, I've beaten Robistar.
Casus belli (1 / 4) Dunas de Corralejo, Fuerteventura 20090511, 1237 ZULU Encontrábame I travel hedonistic in Fuerteventura, in particular doing this ...
... and listening to this in the car ...
... when lo and behold I get a message indicating that I was good enough to Timofonica sword in the bill last month. The figure is so astronomical and so outrageous that I decide to take action on the matter. Of course, returning to Tenerife, because, you see, he was busy with serious things.
First foreplay (2 / 4) Plaza Weyler, Santa Cruz de Tenerife 20090512, 1429 ZULU
Armándome patience and courage, calo bayonets, rifles and cock it called the 1004. Timofonica launches first distant volleys through metal voices, first, I started all promotions of the company, and then ask me for my ID, my zodiac sign, my mobile number, Social Security, the membership Infante video store, the Library of the Region of Murcia, my favorite color and the reason for my call. My strategy, the result of countless skirmishes, is constantly screaming, implacable, unavailable to discouragement Operator! Operator! Operadoooor! Passersby look at me, oblivious to the deadly battle that has begun to rid the airwaves. Timofonica reacts moving your first line of infantry hordes of American business. Alberto Gonzalez, tell me how should I write to you. Ramon, if you please. Tell me, Don Ramon, what do you want? I think you have taken me too much this month and still I have not received your invoice. Can you tell me how to look at my bill online, to claim? OK, Don Ramon. Tell me what is your landline. No, it was on the phone. OK, still. No, not yet. So why has called you to 1004, Don Ramón? Call 609, if you please. But can you tell me how to look at the bill online? Call 609 Ramon attend there will remember that this call is free remember that in the coming hours will be called to assess the quality of service you have received very good morning Don Ramon goodbye. Pipipipi ... Call Duration: 16 minutes.
Four minutes of promotions. ID card number and mobile number, current address, back in the team jersey Alumni Marist hopes for the future and favorite writer of the generation of 27. Operator! Operator! Sorry, I did not understand the reason for your call. Repeat again. Operadoooor! He serves Lourdes Cordova, tell me your line number and your ID. If you just give ... Yet. Tell me how should I write to you and what you want. Ramon. Do you know that your name does not fit the graphical system English? Excuse me, Don Ramón? Nothing, if you can tell me how to view my detailed bill online. Sure Ramon www.canalcliente.es or you enter into. Com and enter your ID and your mobile number and remember that this call is free Don Ramon Don Ramon remember that in the coming days will be called to assess quality of service you have received very good morning Don Ramon goodbye. Pipipipi Grac ... ... Call Duration: 13 minutes.
The heat of battle (3 / 4) My holy house in Santa Teresa de Jornet, Santa Cruz de Tenerife 20090512, 1532 ZULU
Armed with data, charge their muskets, me polishes the sword, the sword sharpening grinding stone, spit on the fire and I will: my sister, my coins, to Luisete, my films, to Chiti, my car, to Bethlehem, porn on my computer, and so do all my belongings. I put the helmet, I adjust the armor, ride horses and crossed the Rubicon. Victory or death.
Operadooooooooor! Marieta Al Morales speaks, tell me how I should call. Don Ramón. I have taken calls you received in Switzerland as if it had not hired the roaming tariff. Claymore head to Marietta. Within minutes I get rid of it and I go to the department concerned. Answer a English. He serves Xjxkewemxe Pilar. Tell me your ID, Ramon. Well, I said you had hired Marieta daily rate Roaming before leaving for Switzerland, but you see, Switzerland is Zone 2 and Zone 1 you hired, ie the European Union. With difficulty, I manage to dodge the blow of Pilar. Hey, look, a few weeks ago I received an advertising message that spoke of this fee, saying only "calls to / from Spain and Europe. " Understand me: what's the point of the Zone 1 contract if he was to spend ten days in Switzerland? Gender would be silly. I do not say anything and gave me areas to choose from, and also in the confirmation message back to Spain and to the Eu-ro-pa. But it's all good baggage: Switzerland is Zone 2. Lady, "Switzerland is not Europe? After much struggle, Pilar accepts that advertising and messages put Europe. Reluctantly, I said that I be reimbursed $ 10 in my next bill. Try to slip as soon as possible, but there were still things to discuss. Wait not go, that's not all. I've seen on the invoice that I have gained 7 multimedia messages that I have not sent, to 3 euros each. Let's see, the media are collected in the volume of data transmitted, whether sent or received. That is not true, and besides, I remember they were advertising messages that you sent me while in Geneva. I very much like to send me advertising, but man, that charged me up ... I told you charged by data volume. How do you know were public, not someone who sent them? Do you have proof? Man, the messages I have kept, but the bill places that are all accurate and 300-kB from numbers with many digits. If that is not advertising, come down and see God. Switzerland Were you with someone? What biblical sense? sure I say that because that person is sent, remember well. Well ... Pipi Mars pipipi ... I swear I thought the first beeps had made Pillar mouth. She cut the call voluntarily! Bram and I cried, seeing as Alejandro Darío withdraw from the battlefield of Gaugamela. And my 10 euros? Call Duration: 27 minutes.
Capitulation (4 / 4) My holy house in Santa Teresa de Jornet, Santa Cruz de Tenerife 20090512, 1605 ZULU
With tears in his eyes, wiping the blood from his face, I called again: Operadoooooor, by God! Hello, Walter Garcia. I don Ramon. By God, holy and blessed, pass with your general. 2 minutes waiting. He serves Pedro Sanz, tell me. Pedro, my friend, just half an hour talking with a colleague of yours and had reached the commitment that you were going to cut me 10 euros in my next bill, but has cut the call and I find it hard to explain everything again. What was his name? Pilar not know what it is that has made it very fast. But we have no authority to direct discounts. Oh no! Can you repeat your name, if you cut again? Don Ramón, my name is Pedro Sanz. Do not worry, that the call is not cut. In addition, we have no reason to doubt his word, much less: I will call the appropriate department for which you deduct the ten euros. Really? Wait. 2 minutes. Fixed , Don Ramon, note the reference number. For if there is anything else ... There is, yes. Is that I sent you 7 multimedia message advertisements to Geneva and so I have charged me. a minute, I'll check. 2 minutes. Indeed . Sorry for had they been charged, Ramon. He also deducted on your next bill. Record the number. Pedro. What . think I love you. is mutual, Ramon, is mutual. And, in the manner of old generals, are brought together in an embrace. Call Duration: 32 minutes. TOTAL: 88 minutes.
as-Siyasa. Siyasa The Madinat Arab City Policy, finished with time to become the illustrious town of Cieza . You know that great moments I lived there as a volunteer interpreter. In that entry, Folklore, I refer. I do wish to remind you there in Cieza, is celebrated every year on the famous and international World Competition Guidelines West Olive, which was also exported to New York and Munich, where he received the latter place the beautiful name of Olivenkernweitspuckwettbewerb . As there is quite a workout, at the time also deserved a separate entry called The olive . Steal this video where you can see my more than acceptable performance two years ago, celebrating the release to Bebeto.
But let's co-prince of Andorra, friends, because to not do again much. Monsieur le President de la République Over an informal lunch with members of other parties in France, went with Merkel, Barroso and to put the icing on throwing a puyica Chirac. The joke in question was this:
"Zapatero, il n'est peut-être pas très intelligent. Moi j'en connais qui étaient très intelligents qui n'ont pas été et au second tour of présidentielle. "
" Well Zapatero will not be very smart, but I know others who are as smart as they were not re-elected in presidential elections. "
not happy with the turmoil raised by his words, Uncle took time to attend a wedding in Murcia next week. Yes, well accompanied by his personal bodyguard.
and ended the week having dinner with a queen consort and, later, putting face Ratatouille first, and JJ Santos later. How hard is the life of a head of state, folks.
