Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Ceramic Towel Bar Ends Toronto

La sinceridad - openness

as-Saraha. I have much to live up dialectic of this child. Learn:

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Shaving Causes Herpes

El espacio - Space

al-fa d A '. In Fog, de Unamuno, appears an attractive character, whose beautiful name is S. Antolin Paparrigopulos , who decides to draw up a list of all the writers who had been forgotten, either because of inequities in life or to be more bad than Paulo Coelho, but then trying to be comprehensive, must decide expand its research and develop an encyclopedia which were included all those who wrote books that only you know the title, finally, because of high justice and humanity, decides it is not enough, and just spending the rest of his life write the history of all those who, having thought of writing, never decided to do so.


Well, I think I was stupid small. See? Nothing happens, and I'm telling you. What can we do: I liked the space. The fact is that I possessed an effort similar to Paparrigopulos encyclopedic and dedicated myself to take the Salvat, volume by volume, and make a list of satellites -the- finished and, for that matter, an asteroid -I to the L- , but oh sad, I remember when the Voyager 2 passed Uranus and Neptune zillion new moons were discovered each -plus a few ring-, with what I screwed up at one stroke all the work done. Since then, harbor hatred toward unhealthy Voyager 2.


Anyway, I was interested in the size too. And even more distance. Oh the distances ... Friends, I have to tell you: we have always deceived the representations of the solar system, because the distances are so vast that it is impossible to draw to scale. I saw the pictures with well ordenadicos planets, one after the other, but then checked the distances of each of them the sun and I smelled something fishy. It was impossible that they were so in line, at regular intervals. By a simple calculation, I would get that Neptune was not a little beyond Jupiter , as it appeared in the drawing, but was five times farther from Jupiter than Jupiter himself the Earth . Why were deceiving me? Seriously, so great are the distances and what you can imagine. No, you can not!


A scale if the Earth were the size of a pea , Jupiter would be a whopping 300 m , and Pluto , which itself is not a planet, but I served as for example- would be 2.5 km. On the other hand, in the Milky Way there are 300,000 million stars, above one million, million below. Three hundred thousand million ... You see the pictures of distant galaxies and stars imagine the stupidity of all made a gurruño crowded, forming the spiral, but it is no, or joke, again the distances are so vast that we can not get used to the idea: at the same scale as before, with Earth reduced to the size of a Pea, the nearest star to us, Proxima Centauri would be about 16,000 km . And there more 299,999,999,999 stars in this galaxy, which, incidentally, is only one galaxy among 100,000 million galaxies that we can "see" from here ... Well, yes, not in vain as call space.



PD: Look how wonderful I found. A video showing how they would be heaven on Earth if we had rings like Saturn


PPD: And if you are bored, you can see this page , in which there who has bothered to put the solar system to scale. Give to the right, yes, I already ...

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Gel Leak From Victoria Secret Bra

La guerra - war

al-harb. friends, be with me in two of the most fatal enemies of humanity are, first, Word's spell-checker, and then following it very closely, the typeface Comic Sans . Seriously, how bad has made the Comic Sans ...

Even this being true, there is something far more damaging, a scourge that degrades the human race and extinction of which is to slow and painful, and I mean nothing nothing less than the labels without accents . Because yes, because it ended and warm cloths and good words declarémosle war on ignorance prosodic, we carry with us a permanent marker and shamelessly amend the signs to find our way. Are not filled our streets aesthetic centers or English academies ? Did you not eyes to see him bleed? Is not a kitten dies every accent lost? Do not suffer the Virgin?


he opened fire Lynne Truss few years ago. This good lady, a good woman, he screamed to the sky to see that they had not put the apostrophe at the horrendous movie title Two Weeks' Notice . It was the straw that broke the glass of his patience was launched wildly into the streets of London and, pen in hand, corrected with messianic fervor any sign that was within reach. The book I wrote below about orthotypography, Eats, Shoots and Leaves (without the comma: eats shoots and leaves, with the comma: eats, shoots and leaves ), is a classic .


Well, friends, in the English speaking world war has begun. On 23 June this year, a Basque who lives in Mexico, called Paul Zulaica , he inflated the fumes and became a hurricane. Decided to print cards with a tilde and began to glue them on posters misspelled Mexico City to, after, photograph the results and upload the image to your blog : Lost Accents: Accent rehabilitation program in public . Today, they are legion hordes of English-speaking, with unusual fury corrective combing the streets of Spain, Venezuela, Peru, Argentina, Colombia, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic in search of badly written signs. After the first fines in Mexico City have come to recognize officially work for its "educational value, peaceful and constructive." Have appeared in newspapers worldwide and the movement grows unabated. Friends, weeping with emotion. Can such happiness, Toto? I do not know you, but I'll give it eight thousand accents of cardboard and pull!, tildetón who raised you. This is war ...






PD: Please put no emphasis on the word you . And if you call Llorente, LL escribáis not Orent . Please I ask it. Do it for him:

PPD: Just for fun, copy the spelling of the RAE: Capitals accents if their share according to given rules. Examples: Africa, PERU, Orgiva, BOGOTA. The Academy has never set a rule to the contrary.

Whole Body Feel Itchy

El pelo - hair

as-Sa'ar. Two months later, has had the unthinkable happen to decide to break my ostracism blogger, to take courage in his teeth and get rid of the oppressive gag. Judge for yourselves whether the case deserves it.

-old was said Socrates, I think - was that where there is hair no joy. This blog, Socratic as the most, has tried to breathe life into this ancient adage by pleasant events, year after year, have had critical acclaim and audience: Well, as I said, the unthinkable has happened, folks. The tragedy has reached cosmic dimensions. What does 2012 or dead child ... It has not rained blood, but the end of the world is coming and the signs are unmistakable, because, friends, friends ... I am trembling fingers to type this, but ... it is my duty to announce that it Chexpirit Pelaz been cut. Calm down, by God! Oh, Lord, I guess drooling crossed, arrancándoos hair, desperate to nothing, with not having more to do in this world ... Horror!


Many have tried to stop this madness. Without going any further, some people started a movement on the net trying to stop this nonsense, no doubt, with only two entries, here's the best blog I read in 2009: Save the Pelaz of Chexpi . Sorry. There is hope. Let Die ...