Wednesday, November 18, 2009

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La guerra - war

al-harb. friends, be with me in two of the most fatal enemies of humanity are, first, Word's spell-checker, and then following it very closely, the typeface Comic Sans . Seriously, how bad has made the Comic Sans ...

Even this being true, there is something far more damaging, a scourge that degrades the human race and extinction of which is to slow and painful, and I mean nothing nothing less than the labels without accents . Because yes, because it ended and warm cloths and good words declarémosle war on ignorance prosodic, we carry with us a permanent marker and shamelessly amend the signs to find our way. Are not filled our streets aesthetic centers or English academies ? Did you not eyes to see him bleed? Is not a kitten dies every accent lost? Do not suffer the Virgin?


he opened fire Lynne Truss few years ago. This good lady, a good woman, he screamed to the sky to see that they had not put the apostrophe at the horrendous movie title Two Weeks' Notice . It was the straw that broke the glass of his patience was launched wildly into the streets of London and, pen in hand, corrected with messianic fervor any sign that was within reach. The book I wrote below about orthotypography, Eats, Shoots and Leaves (without the comma: eats shoots and leaves, with the comma: eats, shoots and leaves ), is a classic .


Well, friends, in the English speaking world war has begun. On 23 June this year, a Basque who lives in Mexico, called Paul Zulaica , he inflated the fumes and became a hurricane. Decided to print cards with a tilde and began to glue them on posters misspelled Mexico City to, after, photograph the results and upload the image to your blog : Lost Accents: Accent rehabilitation program in public . Today, they are legion hordes of English-speaking, with unusual fury corrective combing the streets of Spain, Venezuela, Peru, Argentina, Colombia, Costa Rica, Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic in search of badly written signs. After the first fines in Mexico City have come to recognize officially work for its "educational value, peaceful and constructive." Have appeared in newspapers worldwide and the movement grows unabated. Friends, weeping with emotion. Can such happiness, Toto? I do not know you, but I'll give it eight thousand accents of cardboard and pull!, tildetón who raised you. This is war ...






PD: Please put no emphasis on the word you . And if you call Llorente, LL escribáis not Orent . Please I ask it. Do it for him:

PPD: Just for fun, copy the spelling of the RAE: Capitals accents if their share according to given rules. Examples: Africa, PERU, Orgiva, BOGOTA. The Academy has never set a rule to the contrary.

Whole Body Feel Itchy

El pelo - hair

as-Sa'ar. Two months later, has had the unthinkable happen to decide to break my ostracism blogger, to take courage in his teeth and get rid of the oppressive gag. Judge for yourselves whether the case deserves it.

-old was said Socrates, I think - was that where there is hair no joy. This blog, Socratic as the most, has tried to breathe life into this ancient adage by pleasant events, year after year, have had critical acclaim and audience: Well, as I said, the unthinkable has happened, folks. The tragedy has reached cosmic dimensions. What does 2012 or dead child ... It has not rained blood, but the end of the world is coming and the signs are unmistakable, because, friends, friends ... I am trembling fingers to type this, but ... it is my duty to announce that it Chexpirit Pelaz been cut. Calm down, by God! Oh, Lord, I guess drooling crossed, arrancándoos hair, desperate to nothing, with not having more to do in this world ... Horror!


Many have tried to stop this madness. Without going any further, some people started a movement on the net trying to stop this nonsense, no doubt, with only two entries, here's the best blog I read in 2009: Save the Pelaz of Chexpi . Sorry. There is hope. Let Die ...